Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Eli Porter imma smash nicki minaj with my hammer dick.

Monday, February 22, 2010

been stupid busy seminar work & the girl is home, (finally). anyway WATCH BLACK DYNAMITE. MY GOD. SO GOOD.

Monday, February 15, 2010

L8r seniors

In Utah, a plan to cut 12th grade -- altogether
The proposal by state Sen. Chris Buttars would chip away at Utah's $700-million shortfall. He's since offered a toned-down version: Just make senior year optional.
By DeeDee Correll

Hmm...I'm not gonna say its a bad idea. The amm't of stuff I did during my Senior year was read The Metamorphosis, smoke weed and nap. But I was also able to go to Rahway Correctional for a day trip, which was the coolest thing I did in all of Highschool.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

I watched like, 9 movies this week. These were da best


Buddha Boxes


I've recently got really interested in Buddha boxes, which are essentially a very simple audio device that plays back programmed loops. Originally they had been used for Buddhist mantras such as the above, which are extremely cool come in a variety of types, sounds what have you. Theyre mega cheap and shipped from somewhere in China available on Deal Extreme because of the price I may just have to pick one up.


the Buddha Machine II is basically the same thing, but produced by noise musicians. These have a series of really gr8 tones that can change the pitch. I'm definitely gonna put 25$ on one of these bad boys.

Throbbing Gristle also made one of these things, but using their own tunes. That's extremely cool but not conducive to a relaxed, meditative state that had drawn me to them. Seriously.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

future cat names

1.Scratchy
2.Peanut Butter
3.Handsome Pete
4.El Guapo

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Workin Out



I've been doing Cardio lately, working my way up from 2.5 miles 3x a week to 3 miles. I will also start working towards weight training, but that's something id definitely guidance on. definitely. don't wanna throw out my ass muscle or somethin'.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

ULTRAMAN!!!!!!!!





I thoroughly enjoy this show. good saturday morning watchings. Perhaps even better baked. will report later.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

it begins

**~/420/~** FrIeNdLy DrUmMer **4** StOnEr MeTaL bAnD@!! (Hackettstown)
My friend Butt and I came up with the idea of starting an impromptu stoner metal band. Initially we often come up with alot of crazy ideas, but this could have been one of the times we actually do it. but this time, we did it. hell yeah. we placed the following Craigslist ad:

"do u like sabbath, yeah me too. We got a fuzzy bassist and some fat riffs jammin guitars..we need some thunder on them skinz. ps we like 2 smoke treez too man.

Influences include:
Sunn O))))
Sleep
Varg Vierkenes
Geezer Butler
John Bonham of course
Moon the Loon
Brian Chippendale (we're hipstesr man)
& ass'd Jazz Fusion
chicks, guys with dreads, 15 yr old black skateboarder kidz, and 15 yr chicks with dreads also accepted"

Apparently, we've already gotten a response. Let's see where this goes. Hopefully we'd be able to get a few gigs at some shitty townie bars, I may have to work getting a bass amp again, that and some wizard robes

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

whatev

despite the fact they had amateur film school dickhead qualities, the songs are effin killer. not at all afraid to admit it.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Friday, January 15, 2010

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre II (1986)



So the girlie and I pulled TCM II up on instant Netflix a night or two ago. I had the intention of seeing this during Xmas time, but to no avail but anyway, I digress. Texan DJ Vanita "Stretch" Block accidentally records two college dudes getting chopped off buy our favorite mongoloid Leatherface assisted by the rest of the cannibalistic Sawyer family. She then comes into contact with Texas Ranger "Lefty" played by legendary madman Dennis "fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon" Hopper the uncle of the surviving Heroine of the first TCM. Stretch is attacked by Leatherface's family. She and Lefty meet up and are lured into the Sawyer families kickass subterranean hideout.

For die hard TCM purists, do yourself a favor and be warned THIS IS NOT AT ALL LIKE THE FIRST ONE. this film is admittedly a completely different turn from the unflinchingly grim vision that you know and love. Texas Chainsaw Massacre II is more of a loose and humorous expansion of the TCM mythos. its different. keep this in mind.
The production itself is pretty remarkable, the Sawyer's subterranean hideout is something of beauty. It's barely held up with a collection of Christmas lights, antiques, a spiral slide stolen from a playground and walls constructed out of human bones. the effects done by legend Tom Savini are also totally excellent, the top of one college students' head is chainsawed off, the top slides off gently and is followed by with jets of blood.

Although, the plot itself is pretty lackluster, for 140 minutes, the story is only broken into two-three parts tops, the college kids murdered and subsequent investigation, the Sawyer boys invade the radio station and then the Sawyer's hideout.Thats basically it. If anything this movie could have benefited with some expansion of the plot, but then again what do I know?

As a whole, It's a flawed movie that could have been considerably better. I did expect better, but where else are you going to see Dennis Hopper chainsaw dueling with Leatherface?!

Sunday, January 10, 2010