Tuesday, June 9, 2009


A-fucking-mazing. I can't give enough love to diamond dave. Compare this to Nirvana Unplugged and you have Randy "The Ram" Robinson's( of the Wrestler) argument on why the 90's fucking sucked, at least musically.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

STUFF

R-Type Final(ps2)
More or less, the R-type formula has remained unchanged, thankfully. Although this features a shitton of new ships, powerups, et-al. Not to mention dragging some more "Cinematic" elements into the title. Much like Ikaruga, each level begins with a brief narrative, which apparently fleshes out a plot that most people (including myself) couldn't care less about. But, as a whole its damn good.

The Tonight Show with Conan O'brien
A big fat thank you to the TV Gods. You've managed to draw me back in, with the return of Andy, but no masturbating bears/ empty eyed S&M Lincoln to be seen...yet.

RIP David Carradine AKA DEATH RACES ETERNAL.

Hands down, auto-erotic asphyxiation is easily the most humiliating death ever. I'm sorry it had to end this way.

Monday, March 2, 2009

HOLY CRAP I NEVER KNEW THIS

In April, 2001, indie film darlings Steve Buscemi and Vince Vaughn were involved in a bar room brawl that left Vaughn in jail and Buscemi in the hospital.

The incident took place at the Firebelly Lounge in downtown Wilmington, North Carolina. The actors were on location shooting a John Travolta movie directed by Harold Becker, ironically entitled Domestic Disturbance.

Vaughn, screenwriter Scott Rosenberg and two other Wilmington men were charged with misdemeanour assault following the fight. Steve Buscemi was not charged. All four were immediately released on bail. Timothy Fogerty, a 21-year-old Wilmington resident was charged Thursday with assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly stabbing Buscemi several times in the head, throat and arm. Buscemi was taken to a local hospital in critical condition. He was reportedly discharged Thursday afternoon and flew back to New York.

Timothy Fogerty, eventually plead guilty to a reduced charge in the incident Thursday. Mr. Fogerty, was charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, inflicting serious injury. The intent to kill portion of the charge was dropped - slightly lessening the severity of the felony - in exchange for Mr. Fogerty's plea in New Hanover County Superior Court. He was sentenced to a minimum of 25 months in custody, all but 180 days of which will be suspended while he remains on supervised probation for three years. A college senior, Mr. Fogerty began serving his sentence in January, after the semester ended.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

HOW DO MOTHER FUCKER


Ikaruga, the most challenging mother fucker out there. If you haven't played it yet, you should.

"Ikaruga's gameplay centers primarily around the polarity mechanic. Only bullets of an opposite polarity can kill the player. Same-color bullets are absorbed and converted into energy for the game's special weapon, a homing laser. Switching the ship's polarity also changes the color of the ship's bullets, and shooting an enemy using opposite-polarity bullets will cause double damage. Thus, much of the challenge of Ikaruga comes from careful polarity-switching, choosing between high damage and (relative) invulnerability. This is especially true when fighting bosses, as they often fire bullets of both colors in overlapping patterns. The game also presents navigational challenges where the player must maneuver through continual streams of weapons fire, using their shields to absorb one color while avoiding the others."
Sounds difficult? its because it is.

Aside from Ikaruga, Lately I've become very interested in Shoot-em'-Ups especially the classics R-Type as well as Darius 2. It's a well needed change from my normal regimen of nearly everything first person based on XBOX.

I'm going to devote more time into this blog, which I had avoided for a period because of this sort of weird inability to write about myself, but im going to do it anyway.

PS I've fallen for these bad boys, I must have them.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Currently watchin'


Found the volume 3 DVD Princeton Record Exchang (PREX) for a whoppin five bucks (its currently listed on Amazon for 35, so thats a plus off the bat), its got giant robots, motorcycles with sidecars and monsters. so rad

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I want, no, could use a job.

IRL


my response to my workload in Modern Korea

Friday, January 9, 2009

Thursday, January 8, 2009

FYI

I ordered a new laptop-macbook 2.1 ghz 2gb ram 250gb hdd. very Excited, not expensive. Thanks scholarship. AAAAAAND
Just polished off volumes 2&3 last night. Holy crap, It's really good.
"Preacher tells the story of Jesse Custer, a down-and-out preacher in the small Texas town of Annville. Custer was accidentally possessed by the supernatural creature named Genesis in an incident which killed his entire congregation and flattened his church.

Genesis, the product of the unauthorized, unnatural coupling of an angel and a demon, is an infant with no sense of individual will. However, as it is composed of both pure goodness and pure evil, it might have enough power to rival that of God himself. In other words, Jesse Custer, bonded to Genesis, may have become the most powerful being in the whole of living existence.

Custer, driven by a strong sense of right and wrong, goes on a journey across the United States attempting to (literally) find God, who abandoned Heaven the moment Genesis was born. He also begins to discover the truth about his new powers, which allow him to command the obedience of those who hear his words. He is joined by his old girlfriend Tulip O'Hare, as well as a hard-drinking Irish vampire named Cassidy.

During the course of their journeys, the three encounter enemies and obstacles both sacred and profane, including: the Saint of Killers, an invincible, quick-drawing, perfect-aiming, come-lately Angel of Death answering only to "He who sits on the throne"; a serial-killer called the 'Reaver-Cleaver'; The Grail, a secret organization controlling the governments of the world and protecting the bloodline of Jesus; Herr Starr, ostensible Allfather of the Grail, a megalomaniac with a penchant for prostitutes, who wishes to use Custer for his own ends; several fallen angels; and Jesse's own redneck 'family' — particularly his nasty Cajun grandmother, her mighty bodyguard Jody, and the 'animal-loving' T.C."

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

VIDEO OF THEE DAY


Keak Da Sneak- Super Hyphy
"Me and my homies popped purple pills and went HYPHY at the sideshow

how it began.

(4:47:19 PM) Me: holy crap do i need to cut my fucking hair
(4:47:24 PM) Me: godamn 2 long
(4:49:07 PM) Mawky: shave ur head
(4:49:12 PM) Mawky: with a ballpoint pen
(4:49:37 PM) Me: OW
(4:49:45 PM) Me: how would that work xactly
(4:50:32 PM) Mawky: poorly
(4:50:45 PM) Me: just rub it against the pen
(4:50:50 PM) Me: maybe itll come off
(4:50:56 PM) Me: use my swizz army nife
(4:51:05 PM) Mawky: cover ur head in meat n have the dog eat it off
(4:51:12 PM) Me: hahaha
(4:52:38 PM) Me: quik im starting up a blogspot acct
(4:52:41 PM) Me: what should be my blog titl
(4:52:52 PM) Mawky: i cum on ass titties and faces
(4:53:24 PM) Me: suck it, philly.
(4:53:58 PM) Mawky: haha
(4:54:14 PM) Mawky: CHEESESTEAKFOREVER
(4:54:22 PM) Me: YEP./